Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Computer Language

-  LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER  -
  • Memory was something that you lost with age.
  • An application was for employment.
  • A program was for a TV show.
  • A cursor used profanity.
  • A keyboard was a piano.
  • A virus was the flue.
  • A CD was a bank account.
  • A hard drive was a long trip  on the road.
  • A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
  • And if you had a 3½-inch floppy...... you hoped that nobody found out.
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